Too cool for school

a- Fuck Hillary. She’s a bummer. She’s the bitch who’ll lie to your face and tell you she’s lying but she’ll keep lying cuz she doesn’t give a fuck. It’s a character flaw in most fields outside of politics.

b- Obama is a fucking douchebag. He speechified today in Indiana that he’s gonna rise above the fighting because he doesn’t feel the need to fight in this contest… but that doesn’t mean he won’t fight for the American people because as President he’ll fight for us–he just won’t fight for the Presidency. He wants to not fight for the office of President so that once he’s President he can fight… for us. He just won’t fight to fight for us. What?

Hey, David Axelrod, you greasy nuke-loving bastard, please inform your candidate that (since we barely ever heard of this assclown before he decided to run for president) he’s supposed to SHOW us what kind of President he’s going to be… not just expect us to take it on faith that he’s not a glassjaw. Especially when he acts like a glassjaw.

This is not the first time Obama said he doesn’t want to fight for the job of President either. WTF is up with this dude? He smells more and more like slacker GWB the longer this campaign goes on.

Can we get some more goddamned candidates in this race?? Kucinich? Richardson? Biden? Anybody? Fuck it, I’d take Gravel right now! (oh, he’s still in the race? anyhoo…)

BTW- how come Obama gets to accuse Hillary and McCain of fearmongering when he constantly says shit like this in his speeches: “two wars, an economy in recession, a planet in peril”

“A planet in peril” isn’t fearmongering? What is he, Flash Gordon? He’s Bruce Willis in Armageddon and we need him to save our planet from asteroids? Ridiculous.

Sure… maybe the planet is in peril–but just because it may be the case doesn’t get Hillary off the hook for mentioning that Bin Laden is still out there plotting against your sleeping younglings (which may be the case) or get McCain off the hook for saying the American forces are the only stabilizing force preventing genocide in Iraq (which may be the case). Is it just that Obama’s fearmongering is using Dem talking points and that’s what makes it not actually fearmongering?

Also, will all the goddamned politicians please stop saying we’re in a recession?! That’s really bad for the economy, you fucking retards! Why do you think consumer confidence is at a 26 year low? Because you idiots keep saying we’re in a recession! Jesus christ, have you ever read a book on economics? You’re making the economy worse everytime you open your fat mouths! If you want to fight the economic downturn, then stop taking so many goddamned donations and maybe people will actually buy shit. For fuck’s sake!

Thank ya very much.